rant · moment 13 of 22
Ancient Irish Therapists and a Homophobic Diagnosis
from #241 - Live From Cleveland | The Tim Dillon Show · #241
3 min
Ben and Tim discuss elderly, out-of-touch therapists, including one who suggested mushrooms and another who diagnosed teenage Tim as a 'homosexual who loves George W. Bush.'
- Tim's therapist was too old and confused, asking what Uber is while he was trying to tell her a story.
- When he mentioned doing mushrooms, she responded by talking about sautéing mushrooms and peppers with her husband, and made a joke about domestic violence.
- Tim had an Irish therapist at age 14 who concluded his diagnosis was that he was homosexual but also loved George W. Bush.
- Tim's response to the therapist was that he wanted to support Bush's Iraq strategy and also wanted to perform oral sex, confused about why those things contradicted each other.
- People in Florida don't even consider therapy as an option—they just go to bars like the Land Shark instead.
- Tim insists Florida is the greatest state in the union, though he acknowledges it's probably not objectively true.