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Manscaped Ad: Grooming Tools for Your 'Family Jewels'
from #239 - Anna Khachiyan | The Tim Dillon Show · #239
3 min
SponsorManscaped
Tim reads an extended, increasingly absurd ad for Manscaped grooming products, riffing on the brand name and their expanding catalog of hygiene products.
- Tim pitches the Lawnmower 3.0 trimmer as a precision-engineered hygiene tool for grooming the family jewels.
- Manscaped performance package is the best buy of 2021 and superior to competitors like Norelco Groom.
- The product line extends to deodorizing gross balls and includes nose hair trimmers and various grooming tools.
- Tim argues Manscaped isn't just for men—it's for women with penises, men with periods, and people of any gender.
- He refuses to say "Manscaped" anymore because the name defends him, referring to it instead as "Escaped."
- The product range has expanded to disposable mats for pubes and foot deodorant, which Tim finds increasingly ridiculous.
- Tim reacts with bewilderment to additional products like colon cleanse powder and cream for open wounds.
- Despite the absurdity of the full product line, he insists the Lawnmower trimmer itself is genuinely great and what everyone actually uses.