rant · moment 12 of 24
The Terrifying Successful White Woman
from #237 - Buy The Dip | The Tim Dillon Show · #237
2 min
He riffs on the archetype of the aggrieved, wealthy white woman tech executive who talks about elevating marginalized voices while endorsing 'guardrails' and worse.
- Tim loathes Austin—it's full of 40-year-old failed musicians scooping ice cream stoned at 3 p.m., dressed like toddlers.
- He doesn't love anything he doesn't also hate; all his friendships contain something lovable and something objectionable.
- Tim's complaint about Ben: he loves him but Ben isn't good at golf, and Tim claims he could be the greatest golfer in the world if he put his mind to it.
- Bit about quitting comedy to dominate professional golf, winning at Augusta with the crowd roaring his name in khakis and a polo shirt.
- A boring golfer came over; he just sits outside wanting to watch the ball go in the hole, loves Jesus and Trump.
- Golfers have to be good at something—they just want to watch the ball go into the hole, and Tim gets it because they're obsessed with that one thing.