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Sheath Underwear and the Founder's Mysterious Military Past
from #237 - Buy The Dip | The Tim Dillon Show · #237
4 min
SponsorSheath Underwear
An ad for Sheath underwear spirals into speculation about founder Robert Patron's shadowy military/intelligence background, Edward Snowden leaks, and Tim insisting none of it matters because the underwear is good.
- Sheath underwear has a flexible pillowcase for your junk and is all he wears now.
- Tim encourages listeners to research the inventor Robert Patron and his interesting, somewhat inspiring story.
- Patron served in the military, which Tim finds pretty cool.
- Tim refuses to relitigate what happened overseas or ask uncomfortable questions about Patron's military service.
- Some of Patron's activities were leaked by Edward Snowden, but Tim says it doesn't matter.
- Tim insists he's sure Patron did everything on the up and up, just maybe threw beers with Blackwater guys and raised a little hell.
- The company kept paying him to promote them even after his previous ad read because they appreciate comedy and are fans of it.
- Tim speculates the underwear may or may not be run by a genocidal maniac like Colonel Kurtz from Apocalypse Now, but it doesn't matter.
- Women and children can carry bombs and be just as devastating as regular soldiers, so they have to go.
- Tim questions whether Patron locked Chelsea Manning in a cell, but says it's not his business since Manning ratted.
- Patron and his guys had a couple beers, took guns, and fired into a crowd to keep people on their toes.
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