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Aunt Kathleen's Instagram Attack (Birthday Rant)
from #236 - I Love My Family | The Tim Dillon Show · #236
11 min
Tim opens the show furious about a nasty Instagram comment from his Aunt Kathleen invoking his grandfather's legacy on his birthday, and unleashes an escalating tirade about her faked overdoses, fake suicide attempt, fake lawyer basement office, drug use, and general dysfunction.
- Tim opens the show on his birthday, announcing he's turning 17 and promising to take life seriously.
- He posted a photo of himself as a pig from an old sketch on Instagram with a birthday caption.
- His aunt Kathleen commented that he has his grandfather's name but doesn't care about his legacy.
- Tim recalls Kathleen faking a drug overdose and being taken to the hospital in an ambulance in front of their mother.
- Kathleen took grandfather's money for law school, never practiced law, and was fired from multiple firms.
- Her father set up a fake law office in the basement so she could pretend to be an attorney.
- Tim details how Kathleen borrowed money from more successful siblings and never paid it back while doing drugs.
- He blocked her from the family group chat after getting a new phone to avoid her constant complaining about dishes at family parties.
- He characterizes Kathleen as a drug addict who behaves inappropriately around children in a way that makes people suspicious.
- Tim pivots to discussing the fake business mug merchandise, which is still available until the 28th.
- Tim contrasts his grandfather's daily work ethic with Kathleen's unemployment, theft, and faking of drug overdoses.
- She was sending updates to the family group chat about trivial matters like who got their driver's license.
- Kathleen claimed she would give him a piece of her mind if they bumped into each other, but Tim points out she never leaves the house.
- A pig photo from a sketch is a funny dumb joke, while Kathleen is a disgusting nightmare nobody wants to be around.
- Tim says she's out of her mind for bringing up their grandfather on his Instagram in a negative way.
- He concludes the rant by saying this segment wasn't the whole show but wanted to air how he feels about her.
- Tim notes that Kathleen can't actually sue him because she's not a real lawyer working from a basement with pretend clients.
- He brings up her belief in Trump and QAnon conspiracy theories, noting she couldn't storm the Capitol because she's never left the house.
- Tim warns that if Kathleen comes at him again on social media, he will continue publicly calling her a scumbag to his large audience.
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