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Fake Your Covid Story or Get Ignored (Closing Bit)
from #235 - Covid Kai | The Tim Dillon Show · #235
1 min
Closing riff where Tim jokes that if you haven't had Covid you should just lie and claim you have, listing absurd crimes he supposedly committed 'because Covid' as a sign-off punchline.
- Tim claims people should either have had Covid or make up that they had it, because nobody takes you seriously otherwise.
- Examples of fake Covid claims: beating up a boyfriend, throwing a wife down the stairs — increasingly absurd violence blamed on the virus.
- Tim announces his own invented Covid story: last week he beat Covid, punched his mother, robbed a bank, bought guns, and stormed the Capitol to hold a pen to Nancy Pelosi's neck.