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Helix Sleep and the 'Plus Size' Mattress Bit
from #235 - Covid Kai | The Tim Dillon Show · #235
3 min
SponsorHelix Sleep
He reads the Helix Sleep ad, riffing extensively on the idea of a 'Helix Plus' mattress for extremely overweight people and imagining an insulting quiz result before returning to the standard pitch about mattress customization and discount codes.
- Helix makes a 'Plus' mattress for plus-size people—Tim questions what body size requires a special mattress when king-sized exists.
- Tim imagines the Helix quiz results: over 1100 pounds detected, therefore you need a special mattress instead of a regular one.
- Helix Plus mattresses are so large they arrive via multiple trucks and have to be assembled outside, forcing customers to sleep outdoors.
- Tim pivots to genuine Helix endorsement: the mattress customizes sleep experience based on position and movement, with a 10-year warranty and 100-night trial.