Magic Spoon Cereal

• 32:26Magic Spoon has zero sugar, 11 grams of protein, and three net grams of carbs per serving with customizable variety boxes.
• 32:40The fruity flavor tastes exactly like Fruit Loops but works as a keto-friendly meal replacement without the carbs or sugar.
• 32:54Tim recommends it for people on diets that require severely limiting carbs and sugar, or as an easy breakfast before meats and cheeses later in the day.
• 33:26The cereal is expensive because it uses natural sweeteners like monk fruit extract instead of sugar and is gluten-free, grain-free, and non-GMO.
• 34:05Tim launches into a brutal monologue about being a fat slug at the start of the new year, disgusting yourself and rotting away like a bloated body found in a river.
• 34:24Fat people take photos from high angles on dating apps and hold phones so high during video calls their arms get sore to hide their bodies.
• 35:06Tim continues the rant: if you die from being overweight, your body will just be dumped in a wheelbarrow and ditched because you don't deserve a funeral.
• 35:18Fat activists don't exist in the real world, only on Twitter, and only matter if you're a millionaire like Lizzo who can shake her ass.
• 35:43Even Lizzo is trying to make her ass smaller because eventually everyone gets sick of having a big ass, and Tim notes they don't advertise on his show.
• 35:57The diet world has moved to paleo and keto because everything ends with 'o' and is about getting back to nature and natural things like this cereal.

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