rant · moment 18 of 49
The Matchbox Rolls-Royce Christmas Gift Bit
from #232 - Andrew Schulz | The Tim Dillon Show · #232
3 min
Ben reveals his Christmas present plan is a tiny collectible model Rolls-Royce, leading to a bit about pricing actual used Rolls-Royces online and mocking the cheapness of the gift.
- Tim's girlfriend suggested framing photos of studios, but he rejected it because it would make him look like a cartoon character obsessed with Rolls-Royces.
- He preferred a gift related to people not plotting to kill him over a Rolls-Royce ornament.
- Tim and his girlfriend were planning to buy him a collectible Rolls-Royce Continental model car since they can't afford a real one.
- After looking up pre-owned Rolls-Royce prices, he found a 2011 Ghost for $123,000 and questioned why he bought a Range Rover instead.
- Seeing a 2013 Rolls-Royce Ghost listing made him consider selling his Range Rover to buy it.
- Tim's actual Christmas present turned out to be zero, just like his Spanish teacher used to give him for Robin's Egg assignments.