rant · moment 17 of 49
Distrust of the Red Cross and Imagining Ben's Wife Plotting His Death
from #232 - Andrew Schulz | The Tim Dillon Show · #232
2 min
Tim says he distrusts organizations like the Red Cross, then performs an imagined conversation between Ben and his wife plotting to poison Tim and get rid of him.
- Tim distrusts the Red Cross and many charitable organizations because he knows how poorly they're run.
- Imagining Ben's wife discussing Tim's Christmas present: she suggests poisoning him instead of buying a gift.
- In the imagined conversation, Ben's wife proposes giving Tim pancake batter as a gift, since he's a pig man who eats constantly.
- According to the bit, Ben was supposed to be the biggest arena comedian in America but now works for Tim instead.
- Tim claims the imagined conversation is word-for-word what actually happens in Ben's home, and Ben's laughter confirms it.