rant · moment 7 of 26
The Long Island Guy Who Wants a Chanel Gown
from #230 - The Pit | The Tim Dillon Show · #230
2 min
Tim extends the gown bit into an imagined scene of a broke Long Island husband demanding to break free of masculine prison while his wife tells him to shop at Goodwill, tying it to Long Island guys who fly military flags without ever serving.
- Tim notes a guy wants a Chanel gown like Harry Styles wears, while his wife owns only three pairs of elastic-waisted jeans.
- The actual problem destroying masculinity isn't men wearing dresses—it's that nobody has a job and can't provide for their family.
- Tim describes a dude in Ohio wanting Gucci Croc sandals, a caftan, and Chanel sunglasses while his wife points out they can't afford designer clothes.
- Wife's response to husband claiming he's trapped in a prison of gender: buy a cheap dress from Goodwill because you're broke.
- Long Island guys who've never served in a war but have military-adjacent Facebook profiles and nine flags on their lawn lecture about masculinity.
- These Long Island men have only ever served themselves a drink, yet they're online thanking Candace Owens for protecting them from having to wear dresses.