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The Fictional 'COVID Contact Tracer' Investigating Every Wedding
from #230 - The Pit | The Tim Dillon Show · #230
4 min
Tim jokes about being 47 minutes of pure bile, briefly defends Louis C.K. against continued judgment, then imagines a True Detective-style contact tracer (Rust Cohle) tracking down everyone who attended a wedding that caused a COVID outbreak.
- Tim describes 47 minutes of straight bile pouring out of his soul on the episode.
- Tim asks random people on Long Island what they think about Louie; they don't know what he's talking about.
- Eddie Pepitone said there are so many shootings he's bored by them; the news cycle has become boring.
- The big current debate is whether you're going to see your family, which has nothing to do with corona but that's the whole thing.
- Tim mocks the COVID statistics claiming 150 cases and seven deaths from one wedding and questions who's actually doing the contact tracing.
- Tim imagines a historian on the wedding COVID beat, working like Rust Cohle with strings of yarn connecting every person who left their house in six months.
- Matthew McConaughey sits smoking a cigarette, explaining how the Johnsons went to a baby shower, then drove two states away to see their son at college.
- Tim parodies Woody Harrelson confused and unimpressed, while the detective shows him a tape of people sitting in a backyard eating burgers instead of crime scene footage.
- Woody agrees to help find everybody who went to the Miller wedding to complete the COVID contact tracing investigation.