rant · moment 15 of 26
His Own Mystery Illness in March and His Indestructible Mother
from #230 - The Pit | The Tim Dillon Show · #230
4 min
Tim recounts being severely sick in March with a three-week cough and fever, wondering if he had COVID, then tells stories about his 300-pound asthmatic mother who has never gotten sick despite being surrounded by it in her nursing home, tormenting the staff.
- Tests are fake, masks don't matter, antibodies don't count, COVID is both fake and real simultaneously.
- The only comfort in horrible times is that a game show host president is refusing to leave the White House.
- The richest country in the world did absolutely nothing to prepare for a second wave everyone said was coming.
- Tim was sicker than ever in March with a closed throat, fever, and three-week cough.
- Urgent care diagnosed strep throat, same co-infection Rudy Gobert and NBA players tested positive for.
- Either Tim has had COVID and developed immunity, or he's been extremely lucky despite packed planes and comedy clubs.
- Tim's mother's neighbor had COVID but she never caught it despite sharing a room in the nursing home.
- His mother screams at healthcare workers like Jabba the Hutt in her MAGA hat, throwing food she claims sucks.
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