ad · moment 8 of 19
Magic Spoon Cereal and the Dead Childhood Friend John
from #227 - Sober Up | The Tim Dillon Show · #227
4 min
SponsorMagic Spoon
Tim transitions into a Magic Spoon cereal ad via a childhood memory of eating sugar cereal with a friend named John, who was allegedly run over intentionally by his own parents, then plugs the cereal's low sugar and protein content.
- Tim's favorite childhood memory is eating sugar cereal like Lucky Charms and Count Chocula at a friend's house.
- He's spent years trying to replicate that cereal feeling as an adult and found Magic Spoon, which has zero sugar, 11 grams of protein, and only 3 grams of carbs per serving.
- His childhood friend who ate sugary cereal with him got hit by a car driven by his own parents.
- The friend is dead now, but his parents still bought cereal for Tim to come over and eat after burying him.
- Instead of pouring out liquor at the grave like gang members do, Tim and his friend's parents would sometimes pour Lucky Charms on the floor for the dead boy.