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Magic Spoon Cereal and the Home Invasion Story
from #225 - Friendsgiving | The Tim Dillon Show · #225
4 min
SponsorMagic Spoon
Tim tells an elaborate fictional story about being a child during a home invasion where robbers told him to keep eating his sugary cereal, leading into a Magic Spoon cereal ad.
- Tim describes his childhood cereal experience and being attacked by his sugar-addicted inner child.
- Home invasion story: masked gunmen entered his house and held his parents at gunpoint while he watched.
- The robbers grabbed his mother by the hair with a gun in her mouth, but Tim was less upset because she'd been rude that morning.
- Gunmen hit his father with the butt of a gun; they told Tim to keep eating his cereal and complimented it.
- Tim asked the robbers if they were going to kill his parents; they said no, they were just robbing the house.
- Tim wanted to recreate that feeling of eating sugary cereal while his parents got attacked, so he switched to Magic Spoon.
- Magic Spoon has zero sugar, 11 grams of protein, and only three net carbs—it's keto-friendly, gluten-free, and comes in four flavors including fruity and cocoa.
- Magic Spoon is backed by a 100% happiness guarantee with free shipping using code tim dillon at checkout.
- Tim recalls his mother telling him to do better in school right before the door opened and a gun went in her mouth.
- Tim says the robbers recognized his potential and saw he was a leader, which is why they told him to keep eating cereal like a king.