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Magic Spoon Cereal and the Home Invasion Story

from #225 - Friendsgiving | The Tim Dillon Show · #225

4 min

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Tim tells an elaborate fictional story about being a child during a home invasion where robbers told him to keep eating his sugary cereal, leading into a Magic Spoon cereal ad.

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  • Tim describes his childhood cereal experience and being attacked by his sugar-addicted inner child.
  • Home invasion story: masked gunmen entered his house and held his parents at gunpoint while he watched.
  • The robbers grabbed his mother by the hair with a gun in her mouth, but Tim was less upset because she'd been rude that morning.
  • Gunmen hit his father with the butt of a gun; they told Tim to keep eating his cereal and complimented it.
  • Tim asked the robbers if they were going to kill his parents; they said no, they were just robbing the house.
  • Tim wanted to recreate that feeling of eating sugary cereal while his parents got attacked, so he switched to Magic Spoon.
  • Magic Spoon has zero sugar, 11 grams of protein, and only three net carbs—it's keto-friendly, gluten-free, and comes in four flavors including fruity and cocoa.
  • Magic Spoon is backed by a 100% happiness guarantee with free shipping using code tim dillon at checkout.
  • Tim recalls his mother telling him to do better in school right before the door opened and a gun went in her mouth.
  • Tim says the robbers recognized his potential and saw he was a leader, which is why they told him to keep eating cereal like a king.
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