rant · moment 14 of 28
Dan's Dad's Bronze Stars vs. Color Tile
from #225 - Friendsgiving | The Tim Dillon Show · #225
2 min
Tim compares Dan's father's military heroism (two Bronze Stars in Iraq) to his own father's failed career at Color Tile and driving a Mazda Navajo.
- Tim's father worked at Color Tile, where fat women from Long Island come in, and Tim thinks he got fired from it.
- Tim's father drove a Mazda Navajo, the vehicle for people who can't afford a Ford Explorer.
- Tim loves his father but says he's full of shit, similar to Tim himself.
- Tim argues you don't make many real friends by age 35, and friends are mostly a problem.
- Tim was recently made godfather to a beautiful baby boy because his friends know he now has money.
- Tim worries about the godson and feels he should probably be the one raising him instead of the parents.
- Tim's point: your friends become a liability.
Color TileIraqLong IslandFord Explorer