rant · moment 21 of 24
Not Going Back to New York Under de Blasio
from #220 - Hail Mary | The Tim Dillon Show · #220
2 min
Tim explains why he won't move back to New York, criticizing Mayor de Blasio and arguing the current NYC comedy scene lacks the talent of past eras despite people hoping the city gets 'gritty' again.
- Tim doesn't have time to wait through another political cycle at 35 years old.
- He's trying to start a harem of lacrosse players, not wait around for de Blasio to be ousted.
- The president is quarantining two weeks before the election, and dead Parkland kids are being used in voting PSAs.
- Tim says something worse is coming and people need to decide where they want to be physically when it arrives.
- This trouble has been happening for decades if you've actually read books about it.
- He was genuinely shocked today when he saw that a kid got recreated.