rant · moment 20 of 27
Quality French Restaurant Disaster
from #216 - A Good Deal | The Tim Dillon Show · #216
4 min
Tim recounts a disastrous meal at a high-end restaurant called Quality French, including a massive block of herbed butter and a chocolate mousse plated to look like dog feces, and confronting the manager about it.
- Tim describes a dish at a fancy restaurant that the manager admits looks like poop.
- Tim explains his fascination with watching restaurants fall apart on busy nights in New York.
- He details the breakdown: demanding customers, screaming from the kitchen, waiters shaking, glasses dropping.
- Tim compares aggressive diners pounding tables and crowding the maitre d' to protest behavior, except the cause was calamari.
- As a tour guide, Tim watched tourists panic when rain prevented them from boarding the double-decker bus.
- The old metal tour bus weaved dangerously while tourists screamed, realizing their entire vacation had become a series of stressful moments.
- Tim starts to describe something that went out of control while serving liquor but stops to avoid naming the location.
- He refuses to say the restaurant name because serving liquor there would be illegal.