rant · moment 20 of 27

Quality French Restaurant Disaster

from #216 - A Good Deal | The Tim Dillon Show · #216

4 min

Tim recounts a disastrous meal at a high-end restaurant called Quality French, including a massive block of herbed butter and a chocolate mousse plated to look like dog feces, and confronting the manager about it.

In this bit8 moments
  • Tim describes a dish at a fancy restaurant that the manager admits looks like poop.
  • Tim explains his fascination with watching restaurants fall apart on busy nights in New York.
  • He details the breakdown: demanding customers, screaming from the kitchen, waiters shaking, glasses dropping.
  • Tim compares aggressive diners pounding tables and crowding the maitre d' to protest behavior, except the cause was calamari.
  • As a tour guide, Tim watched tourists panic when rain prevented them from boarding the double-decker bus.
  • The old metal tour bus weaved dangerously while tourists screamed, realizing their entire vacation had become a series of stressful moments.
  • Tim starts to describe something that went out of control while serving liquor but stops to avoid naming the location.
  • He refuses to say the restaurant name because serving liquor there would be illegal.

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