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The Grouper Lady at the American Hotel and Tour Cancellations
from #215 - Petty Little Pig | The Tim Dillon Show · #215
5 min
He describes people-watching an intimidating older 'grouper'-faced matriarch at a Sag Harbor restaurant, reflects on the emptiness of elite life, jokes about ending his life on-air during a Magic Spoon ad, and announces Cuomo/Chris Cuomo-related show cancellations and his plan to keep touring.
- A woman at the American Hotel in Sag Harbor looked like a grouper, dominating her terrified companions from the corner seat.
- Tim suspects the fantasy life of elite finance people is actually very boring, just like his own life with supposedly interesting friends.
- He wants his suicide to be permanently attached to Magic Spoon cereal advertising, forcing them to rebrand completely.
- Governor Cuomo and his brother Chris cancelled Tim's shows and wouldn't allow him to speak in his home state.
- He'll be performing in a parking lot in New Jersey, a representative democracy, after being shut down in New York.
- Tim's getting bored and wants to get back out on the road, even if everything is burning down and he's performing while riots happen.
- Live comedy will happen again, but they want to find a way that's fun, safe, and doesn't ruin the experience.
- He respects Stand-Up New York doing comedy shows in underground pipes, though he admits he hasn't been booked there.
Andrew CuomoChris CuomoBud DwyerMagic SpoonStand Up New YorkStress FactorySag HarborZany'sAmerican HotelNew Brunswick