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An Italian President and Racism Against Italians/Irish

from #214 - Meatball's Mayhem | The Tim Dillon Show · #214

2 min

Tim jokes that America will never elect an Italian president before other unlikely scenarios, then riffs on how it's socially acceptable to mock Italians and Irish people, imagining what would change if Cuomo were a black lesbian.

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  • We've never had an Italian president and we never will — a transgender member of antifa will sit in the Oval Office before someone who smells like garlic does.
  • Anti-racism against Irish and Italian people is allowed and sanctioned, which is why it's so good and why he does it frequently.
  • If the governor were a Black lesbian, he'd have to cancel the show immediately — demonstrating the double standard in what's permissible to mock.
  • Everybody deserves a good lashing, especially when targeting a clown just trying to make simple Long Island people laugh.
  • Long Island residents just want to laugh, eat bacon egg and cheese sandwiches, occasionally do heroin, live in inherited houses, and complain about taxes.
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