rant · moment 13 of 20
His Frazzled Wine-Salesman Father
from #214 - Meatball's Mayhem | The Tim Dillon Show · #214
5 min
Tim jokes about his father acting like a high-stakes executive despite having a low-pressure wine sales job, including a tangent where his dad delivers an unsolicited political speech about Cuomo while insisting he's 'not a political person.'
- Tim jokes his father acts like he's running a drug empire, but it's just Long Island turning him into a fried mess.
- His father denies being political, then launches into a ten-point plan to fix things while insisting he's not a political person.
- Tim ate cereal loudly enough as a kid to drown out his parents screaming about money every night.
- The importance of not feeding children sugar cereal, though many parents don't care about their children anyway.
- Magic Spoon cereal has zero sugar, eleven grams of protein, and only three net carbs—keto friendly and grain free.
- Tim lists his preferred sugar cereals from childhood: Apple Jacks, Lucky Charms, Corn Pops, Honey Nut Cheerios, and Froot Loops.
- Ben was a Waffle Crisp kid; Golden Grahams and Cinnamon Toast Crunch were Ben's favorite sinful cereals.
- Captain Crunch is good, but they went nuts with Crunch Berries.
- Honeycomb was another decent option from childhood.
- Magic Spoon works as a complete keto meal with yogurt and fruit, eliminating one full meal from the day.