rant · moment 11 of 20

Why Nobody Ever Leaves Long Island

from #214 - Meatball's Mayhem | The Tim Dillon Show · #214

2 min

Tim muses on why people cling to familiarity as they age rather than seeking new experiences, using Long Island as the prime example, and describes the awkward covid-era greeting rituals (elbow bumps, etc).

In this bit5 moments
  • Tim explains why people don't leave Long Island: at a certain age, familiarity is all you have.
  • There's sadness in how life shifts from adventure to mere comfort, with new things becoming terrifying instead of exciting.
  • Long Island is the prime example of people settling in and staying put, sometimes as young as 23.
  • When you visit people from home, you don't know what to expect or how to greet them anymore.
  • Post-COVID uncertainty about physical contact: elbow bump, fist bump, black power bump, or just nothing at all.
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