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The Fat Store and the Reese Witherspoon Knife Joke

from #214 - Meatball's Mayhem | The Tim Dillon Show · #214

4 min

Tim describes shopping at the plus-size store DXL in Palm Desert and an employee's bizarre, morbid pun about 'Reese' Witherspoon being stabbed with a knife.

In this bit5 moments
  • Tim visits DXL, the fat store, in Palm Desert before flying to New York.
  • Clothes shopping for larger sizes is never about looking good—it's voting in America, a lesser of two evils with no hope and change.
  • Tim has bought shirts that shrink beyond recovery in the wash, and he's tried tucking his knees under them to stretch them back out.
  • A fat store employee starts asking Tim personal questions about living in Palm Desert and Facebook comparisons between the Northeast and warmer states.
  • The employee launches into a joke about an actress who got murdered and stabbed with a knife, trying to slip it into conversation with a fat person in a mall.
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