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Late Checkout, Broken Key Cards, and Demanding a Refund
from #213 - Who's Gonna Put You In Jail | The Tim Dillon Show · #213
4 min
Tim describes his strategy for late checkout, then recounts the front desk employee giving him room keys that repeatedly fail to work, leading him to threaten to check out entirely before the mix-up over room 210 vs 310 is resolved.
- Tim's vacation started at 4 p.m. after leaving Rogan's studio and ends in the morning.
- He offers the hotel two options for late checkout: give it to him at noon, or deal with him naked and pretending to be dead when the maid arrives.
- The hotel clerk gives Tim two room key cards that don't work in the elevator.
- Tim's key cards have been demagnetized from carrying them in his wallet with his keys.
- When the clerk suggests calling engineering to fix the elevator, Tim demands a full refund instead of waiting for a COVID-positive elevator mechanic.
- The clerk realizes the problem: Tim was authorized for room 310 but the cards only work on room 210.
- Tim considers physically attacking the clerk over the key card mistake before deciding to head back to the lobby.