rant · moment 9 of 33
"I've Come Here to Die": The Ultimate Check-In Line
from #213 - Who's Gonna Put You In Jail | The Tim Dillon Show · #213
1 min
Tim escalates his bit about telling hotels he's come to die, comparing the whole covid excuse regime to Hurricane Sandy excuses that outlasted their welcome.
- Tim's check-in line: "I've come here to die" — a response to listing all his symptoms.
- Hotels removed minibars and room service due to COVID, leaving guests with nothing.
- Long Island friends blamed Hurricane Sandy for five years of inaction, same excuse pattern as COVID now.
- Tim forced to smoke illegally out the window because the hotel has no food to fill his appetite.
- Hotel refuses smoking indoors and has no food available — Tim calls it an untenable arrangement.