rant · moment 18 of 19
Robots Taking Over and Applebee's Conspiracy
from #210 - I Am The Most Successful Podcaster In Los Angeles | The Tim Dillon Show · #210
2 min
An absurdist riff imagining scientists announcing free all-you-can-eat Applebee's and underground beds to fight covid, tied to the idea that automation will replace workers.
- Scientists believe the best way to combat robots is to automate the workforce immediately.
- Tim describes what happens when robots are finally ready to replace all workers—the government just tells everyone to party on Lake Havasu.
- Once robots handle all jobs, Applebee's becomes free for a week as people stuff themselves on mozzarella sticks.
- Scientists have now decided the best way to fight COVID is to visit your local Applebee's for all-you-can-eat at no charge.
- The actual government strategy: an underground bed buried six feet down so COVID stays on the surface while you rest inside.
robotsApplebee'sCOVID-19Lake Havasu