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Keeps Hair Loss Ad and Fear of Going Bald
from #210 - I Am The Most Successful Podcaster In Los Angeles | The Tim Dillon Show · #210
7 min
SponsorKeeps
Tim reads a Keeps hair loss treatment ad, riffing extensively about how terrified he is of losing his hair and the violent rampage he'd supposedly go on if he went bald, plus a tangent about Alex Rodriguez and Jennifer Lopez cooking pasta during quarantine.
- Tim says the only thing he likes about himself is his hair, and two out of three guys will experience male pattern baldness by 35.
- Tim notes that most men listening to the show probably went bald at 19 and are living in a world of pain.
- He's tried hair loss products before but never at this price with generic versions of FDA-approved medications.
- Tim compares using Keeps to a series of escalating moral compromises, calling it "the nudge" where you take an opportunity when you see it.
- Losing hair is catastrophic for most people, according to Tim—most listeners aren't Joe Rogan and actually need their hair to get by.
- Tim becomes intensely personal about his fear of baldness, saying he would go on a violent rampage if he lost his hair.
- His hair loss would be so devastating it would make international headlines from Saudi Arabia to Paris, impressing even terrorists.
- Tim describes waking up bald as prompting him to drive his car through a supermarket, mowing people down.
- He pivots to discussing how people used to have hair in gyms, but now nobody does, then riffs on Giada De Laurentiis making cooking content during the pandemic while the economy was exploding.
- Tim mocks Giada for teaching Jennifer Lopez how to make pasta despite her culture eating cheap street meats.
- The real upset, in his view, is when the pasta is not prepared correctly.
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