ad · moment 9 of 19
Magic Spoon Cereal Ad
from #210 - I Am The Most Successful Podcaster In Los Angeles | The Tim Dillon Show · #210
4 min
SponsorMagic Spoon
Tim reads a Magic Spoon cereal ad, joking about his fake multi-religious healthy morning routine, sugar cereals marketed to kids, and pushing the code TIMDILLON for free shipping.
- Tim's morning routine: cereal, running 10-15 miles, gym, lake swimming, saying mass as a deacon, then praying to Allah because he's Muslim and Jewish and observes all religions.
- Magic Spoon cereal has zero sugar, 12 grams of protein, and three net grams of carbs per serving.
- Sugar cereals are marketed to children and placed at eye level with kids in stores—a tactic Tim calls sick Madison Avenue advertising.
- Sugar is insulinogenic and causes inflammation, spiking insulin up and down instead of keeping it steady.
- Many people committed to losing weight can't stop eating sugary cereals like Cocoa Pebbles.
- Magic Spoon helps you trick yourself into thinking you're eating sugar while staying on keto, paleo, or low-carb diets.
- Magic Spoon offers a 100% happiness guarantee with full refunds if you don't like it, but nobody wants refunds on it.
- Tim's favorite flavor is fruity—tastes exactly like Froot Loops from childhood—and adding bananas and strawberries transforms it completely.