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Helix Mattress Ad: You'll Sleep Through the Apocalypse
from #209 - Don't Curse Me | The Tim Dillon Show · #209
4 min
SponsorHelix Sleep
A Helix Sleep mattress ad that escalates into an apocalyptic riff about sleeping through societal collapse, riots, and economic disaster on a good enough mattress.
- Tim explains he slept on terrible mattresses and couches that damaged his back, now trying to treat himself right.
- Sleep is the most important thing in life — more important than family, because it makes you happy.
- Helix has a two-minute quiz that matches your body type and sleep preferences to the perfect mattress model.
- Tim took the Helix quiz and was matched with a firm model because he wanted something firm.
- Committing to six to eight hours of sleep on a great mattress will change your life — you'll be happier, healthier, with a clear mind.
- This mattress is so good that whatever disaster is happening outside — Ponzi schemes, loveless marriage, burglars — you'll sleep through it.
- The world will burn around you and you won't roll over — it's that good of a mattress.
- You'll sleep through the dissolution of the country, the destruction of institutions, race riots, economic collapse, and all coming catastrophes.