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Magic Spoon and Epstein's Last Meal Joke
from #207 - Whitney Webb Returns | The Tim Dillon Show · #207
5 min
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Tim pitches Magic Spoon cereal as a healthy alternative to sugary kids' cereal, spinning off into a dark joke about Jeffrey Epstein's supposed final meal before his death.
- Magic Spoon cereal tastes exactly like Froot Loops but is keto-friendly, gluten-free, grain-free, and low-carb.
- If you have children and don't feed them Magic Spoon instead of grocery store garbage, you're committing child abuse.
- Jeffrey Epstein's last meal was Magic Spoon cereal; he said it was so good that nothing else was worth living for and hung himself right after.
- Grocery store cereals aimed at kids are grotesque — s'mores pudding pops with Jolly Ranchers sauce deep-fried — whereas Magic Spoon is something children will actually remember.
- Magic Spoon is perfect if you're trying to get in shape for summer, which is good because by next summer the oceans will be running with blood.
- Tim won't speak to his parents until they start eating Magic Spoon cereal because he's the most honest person in the country.