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The Lonely Ring-Maker of Western Colorado
from #207 - Whitney Webb Returns | The Tim Dillon Show · #207
5 min
SponsorAnvil Rings
Tim spins an elaborate fantasy about the Anvil Rings artisan living off-grid in a Colorado canyon, imagining him as a feral, possibly-militia hermit who lights up with joy when a ring order comes in.
- A ring-maker in a Colorado canyon crafts jewelry from meteorite, whiskey barrel iron, elk antler, Damascus steel, and other materials.
- Tim says the man is on the FBI watch list and it's important he channels his energy into making rings instead of joining a militia.
- After a socially distanced date at Chili's, you can give your lover a whiskey barrel ring from this artisan.
- Tim imagines the ring-maker as a bearded figure living in a shack with a studio, subsisting on canned food and a cot.
- When a ring order arrives, his eyes light up and he drinks moonshine, then by moonlight smites a beautiful ring to send to St. Louis.
- The man sits on his bed with a raggedy burned blanket, has flashbacks of Vietnam he never served in, waiting for ring orders.
- Hipsters on day hikes in the woods bump into this real American with no fingerprints and run away screaming, but he only wants to make them rings for their Williamsburg bars.
- An old warlock of a man makes the rings in Colorado, and the show partners with him because he shares their values.
- The rings are a great gift for your dad, mom, brother, sister, best friend, or fiancé—they look far more expensive than they cost.
- Head to anvilrings.com and use promo code Tim to get 20% off; you don't have to find the man's dilapidated fan in the brush clearing.