rant · moment 24 of 24
Closing Riff: Enjoy Life and the Roseanne/Cheney Finale Fantasy
from #206 - Turn Yourselves In | The Tim Dillon Show · #206
2 min
Tim closes urging listeners to enjoy life recklessly, then describes his fantasy finale for a future TV show involving Roseanne, Jenny Slate, Candace Owens, Dick Cheney, and Ellen DeGeneres all appearing together.
- Tim on living for yourself in end times: stop sacrificing for others, enjoy what you have.
- He wants industry validation and a shot at making a beautiful show, comparing his ambitions to Sarah Cooper's.
- His fantasy show finale: Roseanne Arnold orchestrates an elaborate revenge sequence starting with a black hand grabbing Jenny Slate.
- The hand reveals itself as Candace Owens, then Roseanne hands Jenny Slate a cigarette and they hold up the letter Q together.
- Tim closes the fantasy by emerging with Dick Cheney and a child he tortured, mercilessly, watched by everyone saying good luck.
Candace OwensJenny SlateRoseanne ArnoldSarah CooperDick CheneyEllen DeGeneres