rant · moment 20 of 24
Dick Cheney Tells Everyone to Wear a Mask
from #206 - Turn Yourselves In | The Tim Dillon Show · #206
3 min
Tim delivers an extended rant on the absurdity of listening to Dick Cheney's mask advice given his role in torture programs and the Iraq War, spiraling into a surreal Bohemian Grove fantasy involving Ellen DeGeneres.
- Tim on why he listens to Dick Cheney: the man spends most of his day torturing people and a little part being nice to his lesbian daughter.
- Ungrateful Americans should remember the economy did well after 9/11, so they owe thanks to Cheney.
- Tim recognizes his anti-establishment rants limit his career prospects compared to people like Ellen DeGeneres.
- Ellen DeGeneres wants to hang out with Dick Cheney and visit Abu Ghraib to see where blood was spilled, which is why she makes $80 million a year.
- Ellen's probably at Bohemian Grove leading the cremation of care ceremony in front of the owl while billionaire CEOs and media heads dance around.
- Extended riff imagining 9/11 where masked elites watch planes hit buildings while Ellen does the Charleston in front of the owl at Bohemian Grove.
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