rant · moment 19 of 21
Oscar the Cat Joins the National Guard
from #203 - Long Island Strong | The Tim Dillon Show · #203
1 min
Tim mocks people who fetishize chaos and anarchism without wanting to live without police, and jokes about 'Oscar the cat' nihilistically handing out bricks before suspiciously joining the National Guard.
- Doomsday prepping and militia fetishism appeal to losers convinced they'll gain power once society collapses, despite failing to do so now.
- Tim argues that without police, wealthy people will just hire Blackwater mercenaries for their neighborhoods, creating worse accountability problems.
- Oscar the cat, a known nihilist, joined the National Guard two days ago with no prior military interest.
- A day before enlisting, Oscar was handing out bricks to protesters—he just wants to watch it all burn.