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Magic Spoon Ad: Is the Cereal Secretly Made of Meat?
from #201 - A Sense Of Time (ft. Ray Kump) | The Tim Dillon Show · #201
5 min
SponsorMagic Spoon
A long, absurd back-and-forth with Ray insisting Magic Spoon keto cereal is secretly made of butchered meat, while Tim tries to actually deliver the sponsor read for the promo code.
- Tim riffs that Magic Spoon is fruit-flavored cereal with no guilt attached.
- Tim pivots to the actual product details: Magic Spoon uses monk fruit to sweeten and has high fat, keto-friendly ingredients.
- He circles back to his meat theory, comparing the cereal to deep-fried pork rinds rolled into circles.
- Tim demands to know the base ingredient, skeptical despite the product's nutritional specs and certifications.
- The price point comes up at $10 per box; Tim acknowledges meat-based products cost more than cheap grain cereals.
- He reframes the pitch: just because it's called cereal doesn't mean it isn't steak — it's a high-protein healthy food.
- Tim jokes that what makes Magic Spoon better than regular cereal is that it's actually recently killed goat, butchered and drained of blood.
- He elaborates that the animal is told beforehand it will become cereal, with an explanation about America's weight problem to justify the slaughter.
- Tim endorses Magic Spoon sincerely as a tool for people committed to health who can't otherwise resist sugar cereals like Cocoa Puffs.