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Deleting Family From My Phone to Honor the Heroes

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4 min

He commits to permanently cutting off his family and refusing to send gifts (including Ben's wedding present) as an absurdly overblown gesture of solidarity with frontline workers, insisting he'll maintain this even a decade after the pandemic ends.

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  • Tim has made a pact to never visit family or attend family functions, no matter what happens with the pandemic or vaccines.
  • He's deleting his family from his phone to stay committed to honoring the heroes.
  • Tim won't do Zoom calls with family because it's too tempting and might lead him to visit them later.
  • He won't send birthday or wedding presents to family members anymore because packages could contain coronavirus.
  • Tim describes how much he loves giving gifts and watching people open them, but can't do this for his family now.
  • Not sending presents through the mail would be equivalent to spitting in a nurse's face, in his view.
  • Even before the pandemic, Tim wasn't sending things through the mail because he knows about virology and how diseases spread.
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