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Get a Stunning Estate: Surviving the Vaccine-less Future and Boomer Selfishness
from #199 - Monkey Sex Traffickers | The Tim Dillon Show · #199
5 min
He argues a coronavirus vaccine probably isn't coming and people should just get a "stunning estate," then pivots into a riff about his aunt's disaster-porn texting and a broader theory that boomers cloak self-interest in performative concern.
- Tim pitches Magic Spoon cereal as a way to make healthy breakfast effortless on keto and paleo diets.
- He jokes that he's gained 30 pounds using the cereal, then explains that comedy isn't true, it's funny.
- Tim's take on the vaccine: it probably won't happen, and the government will find another way to keep people locked in their houses instead.
- The solution to permanent lockdown is to get a stunning estate, or you're in real trouble.
- His aunt reaches out with COVID disaster porn every day, then quickly pivots to worrying about selling her house.
- Tim analyzes the boomer as a species: in every statement of concern, there's hidden self-interest cloaked beneath the worry.
- Boomers inherited the earth and lit it on fire, now claiming it's just a little bit hot while being personally unaffected by the consequences.
- When a boomer talks about disease, horror, or climate change, you'll quickly see how they're personally impacted—and that's when they stop caring.
- Tim's response to every boomer concern is to say go with God, figure it out—it's not his problem.
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