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Magic Spoon Cereal Ad
from #199 - Monkey Sex Traffickers | The Tim Dillon Show · #199
4 min
SponsorMagic Spoon
Tim reads a sponsored segment for Magic Spoon low-sugar cereal, describing the flavors and promo code while joking about fake weight gain and comedy not being "true."
- Tim on Western medicine and spiritual guides as health solutions.
- Everyone asks for health insurance when what they actually need is a clue.
- Feeding kids garbage cereal every day and wondering why they bring guns to school is the problem.
- Tim claims he could have been a Navy SEAL if his parents had fed him a good diet instead of sugar and fast food.
- Magic Spoon cereal is a keto-friendly, low-sugar alternative that recreates the childhood cereal experience.
- The fruity pebble and blueberry flavors work year-round and fit into a healthy diet.
- Magic Spoon costs more because it uses expensive fruit extracts instead of sugar and processed ingredients.
- Health has become invaluable during unprecedented times, making it worth the premium price.
- Feeding kids Magic Spoon instead of sugar cereal is an amazing alternative for busy parents.
- You cannot put a price on health, similar to the song about not pricing love.