Magic Spoon Cereal Ad

• 26:19Magic Spoon has created zero-sugar cereal with 12 grams of protein and three net carbs per serving.
• 26:38Tim tastes Magic Spoon's fruity flavor and compares it to Froot Loops and Fruity Pebbles.
• 26:57People who liked Fruity Pebbles and Cocoa Pebbles as kids are now standing over strangled corpses.
• 27:23Tim explains his cereal preferences: he liked loops and cinnamon toast crunch, not clusters or pebbles.
• 27:39Tim bought Apple Jacks during quarantine, realized what he was doing, and threw it out.
• 27:56Magic Spoon's food scientists and chefs spent time recreating the taste of sugary cereal for people trying to stay on keto.
• 28:40The cereal is keto-friendly, gluten-free, soy-free, and non-GMO.
• 28:58Podcasters with female audiences make millions, but Tim's audience is mostly men because he talks sense instead of recapping reality TV.
• 29:44The women who do listen to Tim are special: businesswomen, drug addicts, QAnon believers, people who've been to prison or considered hiring someone to kill their husbands.
• 30:56Tim tells women listening from their suburban hell to visit magicspoon.com/timdillon and use promo code Tim Dillon so he can make money from female listeners.
• 32:20If women buy the cereal, Tim will stop talking about the CIA and instead do the show in drag discussing The Bachelor and avocado toast.
• 33:34Tim threatens to come to people's houses and kill their families if they don't buy the cereal, specifically targeting celebrities like the kid from Ozark.
• 34:10Tim warns that if someone buys Magic Spoon but doesn't use promo code Tim Dillon, he'll drive LA homeless patients to their house to cough on their belongings.
• 34:36Magic Spoon dot-com slash Tim Dillon with promo code Tim Dillon for free shipping.

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