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Ridge Wallet Ad — Willing to Commit Any Crime for a Wallet
from #195 - Take Me To The Moon | The Tim Dillon Show · #195
3 min
SponsorRidge Wallet
A Ridge Wallet sponsor read spirals into an escalating bit where Tim claims he'd get AIDS, betray his country with nuclear secrets, and murder loved ones just to own a Ridge wallet.
- Ridge wallet is the best wallet because it's metal—titanium, carbon fiber, and aluminum—and you can easily sanitize it with hand sanitizer, unlike big leather wallets.
- Tim describes the perfect Ridge wallet setup: a hundred-dollar bill for cocaine with your lawyers, credit card, debit card, and a picture of someone you're planning to do something bad with.
- Tim claims he would kill his family and commit any crime necessary to get a Ridge wallet if he didn't already have one.
- He'd cut his best friend's throat and break any oath to obtain a Ridge wallet, and would sell nuclear secrets to China for one.