ad · moment 12 of 24
Manscaped Ad: Shaving Your Balls During the Apocalypse
from #191 - Corona Cast | The Tim Dillon Show · #191
3 min
SponsorManscaped
A Manscaped sponsor read for their Lawn Mower 3.0 trimmer drifts into jokes about needing something to do while quarantined and the military eventually letting people out of their homes.
- Tim notes Manscaped spent 18 months perfecting a ball hair trimmer instead of developing a vaccine.
- Imagining how Manscaped ads might pivot as society heads into apocalypse—military lockdowns, economic collapse.
- Tim explains the "skin-safe technology" marketing is just fancy copywriting to avoid nicking your scrotum.
- The Lawn Mower 3.0 features a 7000 RPM motor because a big motor is apparently what you want for grooming.
- Tim points out the 90-minute battery life is perfect for when the economy collapses and you have nothing but time.
- Mid-ad, Ray Cop calls and Tim suggests connecting Bluetooth to take the call during the pitch.
- Manscaped promo code is "Tim"—20% off and free shipping on your first order.
- Tim connects his Bluetooth to the Roadcaster to call Ray back while still running the ad.