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Remembering Carl Ruiz
from #188 - Best of Patreon Vol. 1 | The Tim Dillon Show · #188
4 min
Tim reflects on the death of chef/comedian Carl Ruiz, praising his genuine love for working-class people and food culture, then pivots to a riff on Greta Thunberg being unfairly attacked compared to Trump.
- Tim describes Hillary Clinton's post-election ritual involving blood smoothies and hot sauce.
- Tim imagines the Clintons having a melancholic moment after a successful operation, realizing it may be their last.
- He lists their alleged victims, from Vince Foster onward, establishing a pattern of eliminating enemies.
- Tim paints a domestic scene: the Clintons in their Chappaqua mansion drinking red wine and watching coverage.
- George W. Bush and Prince Andrew allegedly text them celebratory emojis following the operation.
- Tim traces the demons' disappearance back through cultural artifacts—the Monterey Ranch chicken sandwich and 1990s economic prosperity.