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Bill and Hillary's Last Kill
from #188 - Best of Patreon Vol. 1 | The Tim Dillon Show · #188
18 min
From an August 2019 bonus episode, Tim riffs on the Jeffrey Epstein 'suicide,' arguing the Clintons and other elites surely knew about the island, then spins an elaborate fantasy of Bill and Hillary Clinton celebrating their 'last kill' with pancakes, blood aftertaste, and dancing to Fleetwood Mac.
- Clinton and Epstein: Tim argues that as a Rhodes Scholar, Clinton would have known what was happening on Epstein's island given his intelligence and political savvy.
- Tim explains why intelligence agencies and crime families use child sexual abuse as a method of control and blackmail throughout history.
- A new Epstein island is coming, Tim jokes, bigger and better than the last one, with waterslides that feed into furnaces.
- Choosing to stay asleep or wake up: Tim contrasts the comfortable ignorance of watching Good Morning America with the reality that powerful people commit terrifying crimes.
- William Barr and the investigation: Tim mocks bringing a forensic pathologist involved with JFK and OJ cases, then joking about putting Henry Kissinger in charge to find the truth.
- Imagining Bill and Hillary's reaction when they found out about Epstein's death, assuming they discovered it on the news.
- Tim pictures Bill and Hillary cooking pancakes with a faint aftertaste of blood, having just dodged another bullet—probably their last one as they age.
- Dancing to Fleetwood Mac's "Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow" in Chappaqua while Epstein's death plays on television behind them.
- Tim says he would vote for Bill and Hillary repeatedly because they proved they could make something happen in the tightest security jail cell, earning his respect.
- Bill and Hillary celebrating their latest kill brings Tim to tears because they represented his childhood and his boomer parents' future, and something in him dies with them.
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