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Sign-Off: Jewels, Piss, and a 9/11 Joke
from #187 - Waffle Sundaes and Puppet Shows | The Tim Dillon Show · #187
2 min
Tim closes the show riffing further on the Jewels by Tim Dillon pitch, a joke about America being about piss and puppets, a quick 9/11-is-fake bit he walks back as a joke, and a final plug to buy Bluechew before saying good night.
- Tim blames the waffle sundae for his nutty behavior, saying he should have stuck with the wellness shot instead.
- The wellness shot at Mel's Diner tastes insane—Tim took one sip and rejected it.
- Jewels by Tim Dillon has testimonials from people whose lives were changed since they started selling jewelry instead of bathing in their own piss.
- Tim's pitch: one day you're bathing in your own piss, the next day you're pissing on someone else—that's what America's about.
- 9/11's fake, nobody worked in those buildings—Tim immediately walks it back, claiming he's joking and joshing.
- Tim admits the entire show is just rambling between dick pill and erectile dysfunction medication ads.
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