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Bluechew Continued: Valentine's Day and Musicians Should Be Attacked
from #187 - Waffle Sundaes and Puppet Shows | The Tim Dillon Show · #187
4 min
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He continues the Bluechew read, veering into crude Valentine's Day jokes and a recurring rant that musicians deserve to be attacked in the street.
- Tim wants to choke his dog to death because it scampers around the apartment when he's upset.
- Apartment living in LA is for the damned; you should own a house instead.
- Tim complains that ED pills are one of the only things still made in the USA, and wishes they weren't.
- He's been given samples of Bluechew but doesn't want his dick hard for that long because he doesn't want anyone getting the wrong idea.
- Tim describes his fantasy of sexual partners being brought to him and then killed, like a king disposing of objects.
- Valentine's Day pitch: you want to fuck her in the mouth.
- Musicians should be attacked every day in the street and never have a moment of peace.
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