ad · moment 9 of 18
Manscaped: The Lawn Mower 3.0
from #185 - Stunning Estate | The Tim Dillon Show · #185
5 min
SponsorManscaped
Tim reads the Manscaped ad for their ball-hair trimmer, riffing on nicking your nutsack, the 90-minute battery life, and encouraging lonely men to have real sex instead of radicalizing online.
- Tim riffs on nicking your nutsack while shaving your balls and bleeding all over the house.
- Imagining someone spending 90 minutes working on their package with the new battery life.
- Tim makes the pitch: if you're male or identify as male, you need to clean up your package.
- Lawn Mower 3.0 is better than the Norelco body groom at preventing nicks and cuts.
- The highest tech on the market for shaving your balls, with skin-safe and quiet-stroke technology.
- A lot of people aren't having sex right now—too much porn, SSRIs, can't get hard, lonely people being radicalized online.
- Instead of becoming a psychopath reading about skull shapes, try having sex with someone you're attracted to.