Blue Chew Ad: Dick Pills for Tough Guys and Societal Collapse

• 1:18:21Tim pitches Blue Chew as performance enhancement for tough guys, not impotent guys.
• 1:19:06Tim jokes that people can't get their dick hard because they have a diet high in carbohydrates and refined sugar.
• 1:19:19Dick pills are for cool people who want to perform all night—different positions, weapons, strangulation, waterboarding.
• 1:20:20Navy SEALs are the target market for Blue Chew.
• 1:21:11Some people just want a hard dick to walk around their insurance office feeling confident.
• 1:22:37Society will collapse within ten years, so you need a hard dick to be virile and have children for farm labor.
• 1:23:21Raise children now so they'll be nine or ten and able to work the farm and defend the property during collapse.
• 1:23:45Tell a woman on a date you want to have children immediately so you can raise them before going off the grid.
• 1:24:19Tim clarifies that you won't actually save yourself in the woods when society collapses—it's just going to be horror.
• 1:24:38After ecological catastrophe, the earth will heal and new life will come, but you're not better off with a soft dick during it.
• 1:24:51Blue Chew promo code: Tim.

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