rant · moment 9 of 41
Locked Bathrooms and Elevator Key Cards
from #172 - Long Island Wedding | The Tim Dillon Show · #172
2 min
Tim complains about a restaurant bathroom requiring a key, then riffs extensively on hotel key cards demagnetizing and elevators needing constant re-scanning, wondering aloud what to do with his card.
- Tim riffs on getting fired from jobs and Instagram's algorithm hiding him while keeping dead influencers accessible.
- Restaurant bathrooms now require a key and you have to go around back—why are they locking up the facilities like it's post-apocalyptic?
- Hotel elevator key cards only work for three seconds before shutting off—who exactly is getting on between floors 43 and 47 to murder you?
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