rant · moment 10 of 27
Rehab Roommates: Honey Shoes, Jeff Dunham, and Dead Friends
from #171 - Brownie Boat | The Tim Dillon Show · #171
6 min
Tim describes his rehab bunkmates including a girl smuggling drugs in honey packets in her shoelaces, Alex and Ricky who later died or ended up in jail, and watching a Jeff Dunham special with them post-release.
- Rehab roommate insisted heroin has no negative consequences except addiction and withdrawal.
- Portuguese older roommate wandered around in underwear muttering to himself, probably drying out from alcohol.
- Girl in rehab kept packets of honey and smuggled Xanax in the laces of her shoes.
- Alex was a wealthy Long Island bro with a hot girlfriend and rich mom who later killed himself, probably from drugs.
- Ricky invited Tim over after rehab and they watched Jeff Dunham's puppet special, which Ricky and his girlfriend loved.
- Tim sat there wondering if watching Jeff Dunham's puppets was better than heroin and cocaine use.
- One guy wanted to stay sober but keep pursuing electronic music as his passion, which Tim compares to a drunk leaving bars to drink seltzer.
- George had a deformed face, inherited $120,000 in a lawsuit, and a hooker named Carol spent all his money before he ended up living in his car.
- Mike came to the bar claiming sobriety while drinking water, insisting he just loved hanging out with them, which Tim found worse than drinking.
- Tim visited Ricky in jail and explains how rehab bonds people intensely, then they never see each other again unless at funerals or disasters due to high recidivism rates.