rant · moment 25 of 27
Nassau vs. Suffolk County Rivalry Driving to the Cider Mill
from #170 - Eat The Rich; They're Keto Part 1| The Tim Dillon Show · #170
5 min
Driving on the Northern State Parkway, Tim and Ray argue about Nassau vs. Suffolk County identity and charm while heading toward a cider mill.
- Tim asks for directions to the Northern State Parkway while trying to get to the cider mill.
- Ben's never been to a cider mill, prompting Tim to want him to experience fall the way Long Islanders do.
- Tim realizes they need to take the expressway, joking about GPS lanes that go straight to hell.
- Traffic is backed up with everyone heading out to see their mothers on Sunday; Tim's mom is making meatballs.
- The HOV lane offer comes with Tim apologizing for being a dick, then defending himself as a winner.
- Long Island tip: if you're drunk, you can risk the HOV lane—Tim admits he has a DWI and would take that chance.
- Tim theorizes Canada is retaliating against US restrictions by messing with them the same way.
- Ben's excited to go to the cider mill for the first time, though Tim notes Ben can't eat ramen there.
- Tim calls the cider mill a place for all the fat sickles, wondering if Nassau or Suffolk people will show up.